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This site is maintained by Haggis. We know our english sucks, but it's probably a lot better than your fuckin' norwegian, so shut up or piss off.
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AFFI Affi is a 30 year old nanny from Stavanger, he has played in several bands before joining Haggis. To name a few :Grønnsaksstadiet, The Affshitments and the now legendary Krybbedød he also played in Metallica! Affi is the playboy in the band, he fornecates from town to town,harbour to harbour and port to port. His big musical inspirations on the bas is Stevie Wonder and Lars Ulrich. On his spare time he and Erik Grønnestad runs the Stavanger Classic Mini Cooper gay club. Affi works at a daycare center for retarded children where he gets to tend and care for those less fortunate than us (buhuu!).He is the mother Theresa of skinheads. Baking is his big hobby and he loves to read! He is a constant pain in the ass for the rest of the band as he force us to eat his muffins and pies when he read us poems.
ERIK Erik is a 30 year old photografer who spends most of his spare time holding Affi in the hand while singing Deutchland Detuchland uber alles. His daughter got asthma and his wife’s got 2 quid..! He can be violent but is mostly as warm and heartloving as a pitbull being wipped in the ass with barbed wire. Erik is the man that puts the little kick in Haggis, he loves speed-metal and kebab, and that’s the reason for Haggis not being a straight oi! Band, as they used to be.
OTTAR Ottar is a 20 year old windowbreaker and troublestarter from Stavanger. He spends most weekends in jail, NOT regretting punching some poor bastard. He is the fattest guy in the band but he insists on being called "Sporty Spice", even thou he weighs 190 pounds.He is also the inventor of the world famous "Guttefitte-dance". This dance is performed in the nude and only by very drunk people. He is a dedicated Motorhead fan and has tattooed the Motorhead logo on the back of his head, to his mothers delight, of course.
STURLA Sturla is a 27 year old hard hat wearing working man, whose just bought him self a computer, and is therefore jet another nerd in this institution we call HAGGIS! On his spare time, Sturla enjoys to rape, rob and pick wild flowers, he’s been in some bands too, before entering the ranks of Haggis. One and probably the most famous of em’ all, is JudasVitner from Haugesund. He is a one man war on stage, and was asked to sing in Haggis because he is the only guy we know who’ll beat pregnant women on stage…yeah!!!
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